REYSERVED FER STATUHS:

STATUHS: ACKTEVE

OHOHO NAW DAT DIS EES STAWRTEENG, WI WELL STAWRT.

Backstory:

WUN DAEY, AWN ZE HAWT PLAANS OF NOOBSTIDUO, DERE WUZ TWO ILANDERS. WUN WUZ NAMMD Xihui AMD ZE UTHIR WUZ NAMMED Shuwan DEN DEY MAYD MANEE GAYMES, AND SUUN ZE ILAND WUZ VEREE POPULATEED. DEN, WUN DAAY, DERE WUZ A TRII NAMMD Champion. HEE WUZ VEREE ATTRACTEEVEE, AMD DAT ATTRACTEED MANEE PEPLE TOO NOOBSTIDUO. That is where we are now...

Gameplay:

Imagine Nobstudio was an island. A tropical island, with normal technology existing. People have to survive on the island depending on depending on their reputation among the forums (serious and random). It is told in first person, and be creative with all of the island's magical features.

Players:

Champion, the troll tree, is a well-known tree-man that is both active in the serious and random forums. He may be stingy sometimes but he means well in the serious places. He is happy to test out betas and he also has a reputation to snuggle a Dex doll in bed.

Prophesiser, the derpy pony, is a well-known pony. He is more likely to find in the random forums than the serious ones, but overall he participates in both. He likes nosiop muffins and has an increasing tendency to troll Champion whenever possible.

Pegasis, the chaos dragon, is a chaotic dragon who is active in the random forums. She finds it pleasing to rip people off for thousands of dollars and enjoys a nice chocolate milk of glass. Her lair is currently in a exceedingly chaotic cave underneath Nobstudio.

Sirasa, the unnecessary god, is a powerful god of... nothing. Sirasa will be more than happy to zombie-chicken-rape-freeze-attack someone, and has a large tendency to get off-topic. Luckily, for his strength, he has the islanders of Nobstudio worshipping him.

Yawn... Alrighty! Time to go to work! I prepared myself and ate a bowl of Honey Bunches of Champion for breakfast. Then I threw myself downstairs (lol) and put on my backwards coat. But I would never forget to pack three poison muffins in my lunchbox. Then I checked the reminder on the wall.

Work Schedule

Yesterday:
Make sure to troll Champion.

Today:
Make sure to troll Champion.

Tomorrow:
Make sure to troll Champion.

Me: YES!

I finally got a new job from Shuwan. No more trolling Champ, it was time for a new job: trolling Champ! I walked out the door from my house and smelled the fresh air.

Me: Today is going to be a GREAT day!

Alright its PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH TIME i put my legendary scoarh of darkly sick stuf and eat something called oxigen its tasty ME GUSTA
hmm MAYBE i should troll champion yeah LETS GOH

Ah, a nice day...to eat the flesh of some more forums! I was ready to face my arch-enemy, prophesiser, and his assistant, pegasis. Of course, there was the occasional argument with sirasa, but only when he transformed into his troll self.

I walked by several streets, the BETA street, the airport, and finally I got to my destination: Live Gaming street. I saw some guy spazzing around and saying stuff to Shuwan.

Random Guy: MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3 MAKE BOM3.

Shuwan: (gets out ABoMT Machinegun and fires)

Me: (stares intently)

Shuwan: (keeps firing ABoMT machinegun)

I slowly walked away from the scene and went across a few more blocks. I decided to eat a snack in the War Machines park. It's so nice, the birds are singing!

bird: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I decided to wait in the park for Champ to come. While waiting, I found out that someone had stole the muffins!

Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH(!)

[I thought shuwan wasn't here any more?]

Once again, I had caused prophesiser to be sarcastic. I decided to participate in the game show that I made.

[LOL it doesn't matter that much anyway...]

Me: Muffins! Where are the muffins?

(silence)

Me: Hello? Does anyone have a muffin?

(epic silence)

Me: (rage face)

Yeah, taking muffins was my job. Well, steal is a very strong word. Anyway, sirasa was striking again. It was time to beat him in my own game!

Me: OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO! (slams poison muffin on face)

Me: NOM NOM NOM. Let us get muffins!

I had to get back my muffins. Luckily, the Vending Machine was nearby.

Good thing I'm still in possession of the vending machine!

(presses some buttons on the machine)


Oh hello Champ.

Hey, read the guarantee! It won't be touched by a non-owner!

(ignores Champ's rant and takes some muffins from the machine)

Oh HAI DERE

Wait, you're here?! I can't believe it! Anyway, I take the vending machine back from prophesiser. The End.

I still have ze muffins! (eats them)

Those were fake cardboard decoys.

Yummy Yummy Cardboard Decoys!

Which had 0% poison in them!